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Brogan Tee

Brogan Tee

Regular price £40.00 GBP
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Brogan Tee:

This relic bears the image of Brogan — lifter, wanderer, and carrier of unreasonable weight.

At his side: two chickens of uncertain origin.
One fueled by rage and pre-workout.
The other by order… and meticulously logged macros.

Together, they have seen things.
Missed leg days.
Questionable spotters.
And a man who said “just one more rep”… and meant twelve.

Specs:

  • Heavyweight 100% cotton, built for campaigns of questionable planning
  • Front: Nattyverse insignia in burnished gold
  • Back: Brogan and the War Chickens
  • Printed in tones of iron, dust, and mild psychological instability

Disclaimer:
Wearer may experience an overwhelming compulsion to monitor nearby bench presses…
Intervening in lifts that were, in truth… under control.

Side effects include:
- stepping in too early,
- locking eyes with confused lifters mid-rep,
- carrying the quiet burden of saves that were never needed

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