Razor’s Descent Tabard

Description:
From the pits of the Cardio Gulag comes this relic. It depicts Razor — the warrior who declared international chest day a human right, and never once bent the knee to deodorant..

Specs:
• 100% cotton, heavyweight fit
• Black base with front NV sigil
• Back graphic: Razor Deadlifting at the Cardio Gulag
• Printed with inks resistant to sweat, chalk, and Trengoblin tears

Care Instructions:
• Machine wash, inside out
• Do not tumble dry unless you wish to summon the DOMS Eclipse
• Iron on low, avoid print area (lest Razor stare back at you)

Disclaimer:
Wearer may experience unsolicited PRs, hostile stares from cardio enthusiasts, and the
overwhelming urge to scream “ONE MORE REP” in public spaces. Proceed at your own peril.

FREE NATTYVERSE CODEX SHARD IS INCLUDED IN THIS ORDER