Lifting Straps (Razor edition)

For centuries, men attempted to hold onto the bar.

Many failed.
Some blamed chalk.
Others… their ancestors.

Then came these.

The Nattyverse Lifting Straps allow you to simply attach yourself to the problem… and proceed as if nothing is wrong.

SPECS:

• Reinforced stitching for repeated questionable decisions
• Designed for deadlifts, rows, and ignoring your forearms entirely
  
  

  Disclaimer:
  Wearer may begin explaining, unprompted, that they “don’t usually use straps.”

  Side effects include:
  looking around before putting them on,
  overcommitting to lifts you cannot reverse,
  and forming a quiet, unbreakable bond… with the bar itself.

  Removal may prove… difficult.